January 2011
81 posts
How my brain functions
It’s amazing how disenchanted I become with people after not seeing them for a while. I don’t know if it’s a protective mechanism, but it definitely allows me to move on and allow my brain to just concentrate on the present. Although I honestly do enjoy the time when my brain is going haywire with the replaying of events and the making up of totally fictional scenarios…the...
JULIA ANDREWS IS THE BEST EVER
One simply cannot argue this. Don’t even try, just don’t.
So yeah!
Came home, no toaster oven, wanted toast, looked up how to toast bread without a toaster oven, took out the frying pan, went on tumblr while the bread was sitting in the pan, started to smell something burning, went to frying pan, turned over bread, bread was now burnt to the point of being unrecognizable, tried to pick up burnt toast, toast falls on floor, I stare at floor, smoke detector goes...
pie vs. cake no more!
strangeflowers-subtleperfumes:
hey @onthecornerofbelleview want to come over tomorrow after school to make a cake AND A PIE for the party? you know you want to. I know you want to. LET’S BAKE MUTHAFUCKAAAA
slash let’s liveblog counties photos! it’s like the oscars but no one’s famous and okay, it’s not like the oscars.
I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO
: How My Midnight Showing of Deathly Hallows Part... →
buttsmack:
nerdypopculture:
lifeofmakebelieve:
god-thats-good:
badcrumble:
rainbowsockmonkeys:
My long yet true story:
I will wake up in the morning and walk downstairs like
I then will sit and read DH, looking up at the clock every 10 min. like
When the clock strikes 8
It’s time to go. I will get in the car and start driving like
When I get there, I will look over to...
Number one dad
After my dad called to inform me that he would be a little late, he asked me how my movie watching had gone. I told him that although I had liked Waitress, it was awful because all I could think about was my craving for pie.
When he came home a couple of hours later, he handed me a fruit tart (a creamy custard one complete with mango pieces, raspberries, and blackberries) from Zaro’s, my...
As the saying goes...
Time sure does fly when you’ve spent hours looking at pictures on weheartit.com and reminiscing over the surprising number of experiences you’ve had in your life relating to pie.
CEEB 5183!
Elon??!
“Gretchen: Mr. Zuckerberg was cheating on his final exam?
Eduardo Saverin:...”
– The Social Network
"Do you want me to go through you or around you?"
We screamed our way through the parking lot. Ahh, I love the senior show.
Thank you notes
Thanks…
Becky for the scalp massage(s).
Lily for not saying WHY WERE YOU SUCH A BIOTCH FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR I TOLD YOU SO like she could have.
Katie for the chats.
Sarah for laughing when I almost dumped my Dunkin Donuts beverage on her and screaming with me on the way to the cars.
Lineth for catching my eye when someone almost rejected my scalp massage request (for the second time in my...
That awkward moment when Christopher Nolan doesn't...
mydisorder:
Usually I don’t really appreciate these things, but in this case, all are very applicable.
Well! I guess my parents will not be the ones to...
“Mmm…” —Mom
“…you smell like shampoo!” —Dad
If I do say so myself
I smell so clean right now. Someone should just bottle me up and make me into a fragrance. I’m going to go ask my mom to smell me and tell me what she thinks.
Women Laughing Alone With Salad →
There isn’t a font big enough for the LOL I’d like to express
JUST SO YOU KNOW
I do not regret putting in that splash of peppermint extract. It made the whipped cream minty and delicious, and that is all one can ask for in life. Amen.
