We were talking about Harry Potter over lunch today.
Marilyn: Yeah, well what if was all a just poor boy’s hallucination because he was starving and alone in a cupboard?
Trevor: And it just ends with his uncle knocking on the door…
Me: Like “Wake up Harry. And make the bacon!”
Levi: No, guys…what if he was just a normal boy with parents and he just wakes up and it was all a dream?
Me: And Lily and James come in like….
Levi: “Good morning, Harry—it’s your birthday! Time to get up!”
Marilyn: No, wait. “Wake up, Harry…your Uncle Tom’s coming over.”
And then the world exploded.